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PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in a flash.
Photographers do it in dark rooms.
Photographers do it while exposing.
Photographers do it with a flash.
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Photographers do it with a zoom.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with "Enlarge
Photographers fade faster than photographs.
Photographic memory: pictures of 4MB SIMMS.
PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne....

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