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PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor.
It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience....
Piano Players do it with Correct Fingering
Piano players have faster finge
Piano students learn on their teachers' instruments.
PIANO TUNERS do it twice a year.
PIBM: Pretend to be an IBM
Picard: "A defection?" Brackett: "If it is, the damage to Federation security would be immeasurable.
-- "Unification I", Stardate Unknow...
Picard: "A lot of questions, Number One. Damned few answers.
Riker: "Perhaps none of it was real at all, sir." Picard...
Picard: "Amanda, uh, allow me to introduce, uh, Q, uh, he's, um, he's an aquaintance of ours.
We've, uh, we've known him...for years." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
Picard: "Ambassador, with great respect for all that you have achieved on behalf of the Federation, this sort of.
..cowboy diplomacy, will not easily be tolerated anymore." Spock: "'Cowboy diplomac...

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