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PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Physicians heal, nature makes well.
Physicians, of all men, are most happy: whatever good success they have, the world proclaimeth and what faults they commit, the earth covereth.
-- Francis Quarles (1592-1644) Hieroglyphics of the Lif...
Physicists are the Peter Pans of the human race. They never grow up, they keep their curiosity.
-- I. I. Rabi...
Physicists define stress as force per unit area. The rest of humanity defines stress as physics.
Physicists do it a quantum at a time.
PHYSICISTS do it at the Speed of Light.
Physicists do it attractively.
Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time.
Physicists do it energetically.

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