Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.
Phone Solicitor: Telemarketing Agent Embalmer: Mortuary Science Graduate Road Grader Ma
Heavy Equipment Engineer Laundry Lady: Linen Coordinator Janito...
Phone your Moderator at 3 A.M. and learn new words!
Phone your Moderator at 3 A.M. for free taglines...!!!!
PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PHO: Pull Hair Ou
PHOTOFLASH TACHYONS: The elementary particle responsible for synchronizing a subject's blink with the flash of the camera.
Photographers are better developed.
Photographers are great in dark rooms.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it at 68 degrees or not at all

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