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Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
PAS: Print And Smea
Pass by the open WINDOWS.
Passengers on elevators constantly rearrange their positions as people get on and off so there is at all times an equal distance between all bodies.
-- John Sharkey...
Passenger: "When the train stops will you please tell me at which end to get off?
Conductor: "It doesn't matter, lady, both ends stop....
Pass/Fail: An attempt by professional educators to replace the traditional academic grading system with a binary one that can be handled by a large digital computer.
-- The Ultimate Scientific...
Passing directly from barbarism to decadence.
Passing gas is a normal biological function!
Passionate, as in erotic, counselor? -- Pulaski to Troi, Shades of Gray", stardate 42976.1

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