Passenger: "When the train stops will you please tell me at which end
to get off?"
Conductor: "It doesn't matter, lady, both ends stop."
to get off?"
Conductor: "It doesn't matter, lady, both ends stop."
Related:
- If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when
you get on the plane?
Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system.... - Bart: [reading a test question]
The 7:30am express train travelling at 60 miles an hour leaves
Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, [chews on his pencil] 520 miles away.
Ms.K: Shhh! [points to her head] Visualize it, Bart!... - I came down from Jacksonville on a train that was the slowest train I'd
ever been on.
I said to the conductor, "Can't you run any faster?... - Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!
- Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!
- Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please,
which way I ought to go from here?
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.... - If you can't make both ends meat, make one end vegetable.
- You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
