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Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold.
For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you....
Patience. The windmill never strays in search of the wind.
Patience, thou young and rose-lipp'd cherubin. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act iv, Sc.
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Patience -- Wait control.
Patience will come to he who waits for it.
Patient became pregnant with an IUD.
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!...
Patients do it feverishly.
Patients do it in bed, sometimes with great pain.

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