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Past experience is always true, never be mislaid by present facts.
Past experience should be a guidepost, not a hitching post.
Past History: Four children and an appendectomy.
pastie: /pay'stee/ n. An adhesive-backed label designed to be attached to a key on a keyboard to indicate some non-standard character which can be accessed through that key.
Pasties are lik...
PASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PAST, n. That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance.
A moving line called the Present parts it from an imaginary period known as the Future...
Past of try is tried. Past of do is done.
PASTORS do it with SPIRIT
Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants.
Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny.

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