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• It seems that all of those secret police guys in East Germany won't be jobless for long.
  Most of the field agents have been snapped up by cab companies, since they know their areas so well, and the desk workers have been hired as dispatchers....
• SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
• Whipsplash - Compulsion to shove someone into a swimming pool.
• The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a national newspaper.
  "Your recent article on corporate downsizing* in the United States is misleading....
• When two elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers. -- East African Proverb
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Kristin: "Do you have any clothes around here I could borrow?
  At least until I figure out where the swimming pool is?" -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath.
  -- David Miller, US DOE spokesperson, on protecting yourself from nuclear radiatio...
• You are in the Fourth Pool of the Seven Sacred Pools.
  There are paths leaving leaving the pool to the east and south....