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• A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
  Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....
• Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed!
• Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
• Old mail has arrived.
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
• In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation.
  The old principle: who does not work does not eat, has been replaced by a new one...