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• In the Bayhead Public Library, books that are rarely borrowed continue to take up shelf space year after yea
  while people who want to read a recent novel frequently find that the library's only copy is checked out....
• People who pursue their own intellectual interests for purely personal reasons are more likely to benefit the rest of the world than are people who try to act for the public good.
• This is more fun than watching cartoons!!
• There is more excitement in one hour on a soap opera than there is in a whole life of living.
• Radio KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.
• He who reforms himself, has done more towards reforming the public, than a crowd of noisy, impotent patriots.
  -- Lavate...
• Green's Theorem prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
  A refinement of the theorem states that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story)....
• People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. -- Ogden Nash
• Some people brag that they need only 5 hours of sleep in bed each night.
  They may be correct, since there are more and more who sleep in the chair while watching the thrills of the current TV season....