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• No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
  '" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• In the spirit of today, when I'm handing out the exams, we're going to further examine the totally suffering individual.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• The only sense I can make out of having kids is it's a good way to become a grandparent.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• At 100,000 feet up, you're talking serious, _serious_ long underwear and oxygen.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If I could go through the dorms and shoot people, exam pressures would be put into perspective.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• On Oprah Winfrey's income: "$83 million? Oprah and I do basically the same thing.
  Stand in front of people and abuse them....