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Oh no, you don't want my signature. I'm unemployed.
I'm out of a job. -- Former president George Bush to an autograph seeker....
Oh no! You encounter the DREADED AQUAE MORTIS... The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS throttles you within inches.
... but for some reason chooses to let you escape....
Oh, no! You walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue.
Oh oh! No more buttered scones for me, Mater, I'm off to play the grand piano! -- Monty Pytho
O, how full of briers is this working-day world! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc.
3...
O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act i, Sc. 3...
Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night.
Oh pilot, 't is a fearful night! There 's danger on the deep.
-- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- The Pilo...
Oh, pity human woe! 'T is what the happy to the unhappy owe.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book vii, Line 198...
Oh, rather give me commentators plain, Who with no deep researches vex the brai
Who from the dark and doubtful love to run, And hold their glimmering tapers to the sun....

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