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Oh, squirt.
Oh stay! oh stay! Joy so seldom weaves a chain Like this to-night, that oh 't is pain To break its links so soon.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Fly not ye...
OH, STOP YOUR WHINING!
Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on urban crime.
Look, here's my ID, and here's a number yo...
Oh. Sure. You whine about gun control. But as soon as there's a seven-foot-tall interdimenional space monster in your bedroom, then suddenly owning a gun makes sense.
-- Chet in Weird Science (USA-TV...
Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me
Oh, that bright day in the dead of night, Two dead men got up to fight.
Three blind men to see fair play, Forty mutes to yell "Hooray"!...
Oh that I had in the wilderness a lodging-place of wayfaring men!
-- Old Testament -- Jeremiah ix, 2...
Oh that I had wings like a dove! -- Old Testament -- Psalm lv, 6
Oh that it were my chief delight To do the things I ought!
Then let me try with all my might To mind what I am taught....
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