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• grue n. [from archaic English verb for `shudder'
  as with fear] The grue was originated in the game Zork (Dave Lebling took the name from Jack Vance's "Dying Earth" fantasies) and used in several other Infocom games as a hint that you should perhaps look for a lamp, torch or some type of light source....
• Shouldn't you go back to lurking now?
• The gruesome grue grew some.
• Being a doormat gets you walked on.
• We walked on the moon -- you be polite. -- Joni Mitchell
• I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood! [His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator] Oh!
  [weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome Vampire Abe, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
  [Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project....
• lurker: n. One of the `silent majority' in a electronic forum
  one who posts occasionally or not at all but is known to read the group's postings regularly....
• Cafeteria Law: The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.