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• Her air, her manners, all who saw admir'd; Courteous though coy, and gentle though retir'd
  The joy of youth and health her eyes display'd, And ease of heart her every look convey'd....
• How commentators each dark passage shun, And hold their farthing candle to the sun.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire vii, Line 97...
• I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "The Philandere...
• Take, O boatman, thrice thy fee,-- Take, I give it willingly
  For, invisible to thee, Spirits twain have crossed with me....
• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?
  I searched the world over, and I thought I'd found true love....
• Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
  NOW who's asking the questions? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...