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Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol.
.. -- Crazy Nigel...
Of course, someone who knows more about this will correct me if I'm wrong, and someone who knows less will correct me if I'm right.
-- David Palmer (palmer@tybalt.caltech.edu)...
Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
Of course the US Constitution isn't perfect; but it's a lot better than what we have now.
-- Eric Sheppard...
Of course the whole point of the Dooms Day Machine is lost if you keep it a secret!
Why didn't you tell the world?? -- Dr. Strangelove...
Of course, this is a, this is a Hunt, you will -- that will uncover a lot of things.
You open that scab, there's a hell of a lot of things....
Of course this is true for more general values of 5. -- Cambridge University Math Dept.
Of course, you all know about ham and eggs. The pig invests for life, but the chicken keeps coming back for an encore performance.
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
After a while you run out of air to push against....
Of course you have a purpose--to find a purpose.

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