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• Commitment, n.: Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
  The chicken was involved, the pig was committed....
• COMMITTMENT: Committment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
  The chicken was involved, the pig was committed....
• What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a chicken?
  I don't know, but you have to saw the eggs open....
• Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born.
  ...and after they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final act....
• Porky Pig ... our favorite ham!
• I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....