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  The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar- intensive ordnance delivery vectors....
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  It will come back of its own accord. When you see evil people, Guard yourself against mistakes....
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  because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry....
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  if you brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled- up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and repeat the sequence....
• Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
  God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
• Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
  -- Woody Alle...