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• This is a one line proof...if we start sufficiently far to the left.
  -- Cambridge University Math Departme...
• Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!" -- The University of Wallamaloo Philosophy Dept.
  Sketch, via Monty Pytho...
• 2+2=5 for moderately large values of two...
• Rominger's Rules for Students: 1. The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
  2. The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it....
• In 1883 Cambridge University played a correspondence chess match with the Bedlam insane asylum.
  Bedlam won....
• Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• Real World n. 1. Those institutions at which `programming' may be used in the same sentence as `FORTRAN', `COBOL', `RPG', `IBM', `DBASE', etc.
  Places where programs do such commercially necessary but intellectually uninspiring things as generating payroll checks and invoices....
• Real World: n. 1. Those institutions at which `programming' may be used in the same sentence as `FORTRAN', `{COBOL}', `RPG', `{IBM}', `DBASE', etc.
  Places where programs do such commercially necessary but intellectually uninspiring things as generating payroll checks and invoices....
• Little orange sticker seen above toilet at Arizona State University in one of the bathrooms in the Engineering dept.
  One free goldfish with purchase of this bowl (Evidently somebody removed it from a fishbowl)...