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• Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
• I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
• A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depends on the labors of other me
  living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the measure as I have received and am still receiving....
• I was, I am, I will be, is a question of grammar and not of existance -- B.
  M. Cioran (1911- ), The Temptation to Exi...
• Now the cycle is complete; before I was but the learner, now I am the master!
• I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I 'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him I am dead, for he can speak well of no man living.
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• I love you, and I want to EAT YOUR BRAIN! -- Return of the Living Dead