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Nothing makes a man and wife feel closer, these days, than a joint tax return.
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
Conscience makes egotists of us all. -- Oscar Wilde...
Nothing makes sense before noon.
Nothing matters, but everything counts.
Nothing matters but the weekend, from a Tuesday point of view.
Nothing matters to you. Except your holy war.
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all. -- Lord Balfour's Contentio
Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. -- Charles D. Hartma
Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. -- Charles D. Hartma
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