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NOTICEBOARD A large board placed somewhere in the office, where administrative- type people place important notices that no-one ever reads.
Also the location of very bad cartoons on the subjec...
Notice!! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure
NOTICE: If you notice this notice, you will notice after noticing this notice that this notice was not worth noticing.
Notice: The individual who dove in to save the revenue collector from the city park pool wishes to remain anonymous.
As a matter of fact, so does the chap who pushed the collecter into the pond....
Notice they do not so much fly, as plummet. <*baahhhh....*><*thump*>
Not inflated to 90 PSI.
No, 't is slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all the worms of Nile, whose breath Rides on the posting winds, and doth belie All corners of the world.
-- William Sha...
Not, I think, today, Commander. -- Picard
Not less than two hours a day should be devoted to exercise. -- Thomas Jefferson, 1743-1826
Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued. -- Socrate

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