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• You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
• 1) There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
  (2) There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax. -- Mix's Law...
• Mix's Law: There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
  There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax....
• The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.
  It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. -- Arthur C. Clarke...
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
• Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
  Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants....
• Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache.
  -- Dolph Sharp...
• Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
• Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.