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No tears are shed when an enemy dies. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 376
No tears Dim the sweet look that Nature wears. -- Henry W.
Longfellow (1807-1882) -- Sunrise on the Hill...
Not eating meat is a decision, but eating meat is an instinct! -- Denis Leary
Note: Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream, too.
NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT: To avoid damaging the connectors, please disconnect terminal before throwing it out of the window.
Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else.
No other argument is necessary to suggest that never miss the opportunity to give encouragement....
Not enough brains cells for the Prozac to be effective.
Not enough brains to get anywhere *near* the gutter.
Not enough change to break a dollar/pound/deutschmark/yen.
Not enough is being done for the apathetic.
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