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Not enough mail??? Here, let me help.
Not enough memory to run.
Not enough sense to come in out of the rain.
Not enough sense to stay out in the rain (like a 60's flower child).
Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!
Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive! -- Han Solo (Star Wars)...
Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon .
.. Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and pa...
Note the many tobacco stains on the floor. Anyone can spit on the floor, even an idiot.
Try your luck at spitting on the ceiling! Do not spit on the floor, unless you agree with line three....
NOTE: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a "Gluing" Force About Which Little is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.
Note: the words "he," "him," "his," and "men," when used in this publication represent both the masculine and feminine genders, unless otherwise specifically stated.
-- U.S. Army Field manual for MO...
Note to myself: never make a deal with your parents without a lawyer.
-- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...

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