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• If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.
  -- Clyde F. Adam...
• Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life.
  You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you....
• Dear Emily: How can I choose what groups to post in?
  -- Confused Dear Confused: Pick as many as you can, so that you get the widest audience....
• Smithers, don't feel so bad. After all, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot.
• If you wish to, you will have a good opportunity to get even.
• Liberal: Someone who will give you the shirt off somebody else's back!
• No opportunity is lost; someone else takes it.
• Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
  Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses....
• If you wish, You will have an opportunity.