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• DIET: meat, cigarettes, meat, booze, meat, and coffee.
  In case of aneurysm or alcohol-induced coma, see "HEALTH....
• You eat enough meat, you want to kill somebody. That's the way it works!! -- Denis Leary
• Good drink, good meat; Good God, let's eat!.
  -- Homer in "Eating Dinner" (Tracy Ullman Show), from The Simpso...
• The article entitled "Eating Iron" in last month's issue of Eating for Health reported that a recent study found a correlation between high levels of iron in the diet and an increased risk of heart disease.
  Further, it is well established that there is a link between large amounts of red meat in the diet and heart disease, and red meat is high in iron....
• Homer: Hey, how come he [SLH] gets meat and we don't?
  Marge: You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly just snouts and entrails....
• Apu: Jiminy Cricket! Wooh, expired ham. [scribbles over the expiry date] Oh, this time I have gone to far.
  No, no one will fall for -- Homer: Woo hoo! Cheap meat!...
• I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it. -- Denis Leary, "Asshole
• Life sucks. Get a helmet. -- Denis Leary
• Two words: nuclear fucking weapons. -- Denis Leary