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No, Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD
No season now for calm familiar talk.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xxii, Line 169...
No self-made man ever did such a good job that some woman didn't want to make some alterations.
-- Kim Hubbard...
No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper.
-- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was taken over by Rupert Murdoch...
No sense being pessimistic, it wouldn't work anyway.
No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be.
. .. -- Isaac Asimov...
No sentence fragments. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened Complete sentence
important. -- Corollary...
No sentence fragments. -- Writing Rule 42
NOSE, n. The extreme outpost of the face. From the circumstance that great conquerors have great noses, Getius, whose writings antedate the age of humor, calls the nose the organ of quell.
It has b...
NOSE Outlet located in the middle of the face. Used for smelling, breathing, and the output of extraneous waste.
Beats me why snot couldn't have exited through the arse like most of the other wa...

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