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• No self-made man ever did such a good job that some woman didn't want to make some alterations.
  -- Kim Hubbard...
• A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made when he marries.
• A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
  -- Sacha Guitry...
• The trouble with some self-made men is that they worship their creator.
• A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares. -- Elbert Hubbard
• For some people, being self-conscious is as awake as they ever get.
• Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
  [goes to the memorial] Mr. Lincoln?...
• MASTURBATOR -- a self-made man.
• To thine own self be true. (If not that, at least make some money.)