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  -- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was taken over by Rupert Murdoch...
• No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper.
  -- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was taken over by Rupert Murdoch...
• Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws.
  ..It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be righ...
• The buck stops with the guy who signs the cheques. -- Rupert Murdoch
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• First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island...
• Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
  -- Mike Royko...
• Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
  -- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• The sun is not kind to plastic or people.