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• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FMFM - the FM installed Friendly Missile - so called because it has a built-in FM stereo receiver which plays the "Star Spangled Banner" as it explodes into its target.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - TXjet - Specially developed fighter/bomber for use by Texan pilots.
  It has an enlarged cockpit to cope with their hats....
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FBT - Fucking-big tank. This tank is 150 feet wide and 200 feet long
  and it's purpose is to make the ground war much simplified by simply running over enemy soldiers....
• VACUUM-CLEANER Men have traditionally said of vacuum-cleaners "what's that?
  New men know what vacuum-cleaners are, even if they've never touched them in the flesh....
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - BVM - now installed in all troop-transport planes, the BVM (Burger Vending Machine) now features the new IraqiBurger for only $
  1.45; it helps our forces feel at home. To fully simulate a Florida McDonald's environment a computer-controlled rifle installed in the plane can be programmed to fire at random....
• Look - up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  No, it's a SCUD missile... -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• NWISSBM - Nasty-wasty Iraqi scum-sucking bastard missile - one of theirs -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• FALL To drop in altitude rapidly. Audible responses to sudden falling should be made as follow