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AND NOW ANOTHER WORD FROM THE PENTAGON Oh, and by the way.
.. about those 45,000 body-bags we had shipped to Saudi Arabia....
And now, a personal request, sir. Permission to clean up the bridge.
-- Lt. Worf to Picard about Q, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7...
AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
AND NOW A REPORT ON THE SNAIL TOLL The snail toll this year has risen to 382,272
more than 20,000 higher than this time last year....
And now a word from the NULL device.
AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we do...
And now a word from Tonya about the Popeal tire iron.
And now, a word from Wall Street: "HELP!
And now, back to our regularly scheduled topic...
And now, Bob, the fun begins.

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