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• We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.
• We now return to our regularly scheduled cat-pampering.
• We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
• We now return to our regularly scheduled recipe-exchanging. :-)
• We now return you to your regularly scheduled boredom.
• We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
• End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
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