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• And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?
  They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed....
• And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?
• Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
  Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album. Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Lisa: I can't believe you're not still popular. Ba
  What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?...
• I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the morning.
  A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for the train to come in, he said to me...
• A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
  "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• God rest you merry, gentlemen, Let nothing you dismay, For Jesus Christ, our Saviour, Was born upon this day.