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• It's hard to imagine what one would do with a ferret and Vasoline.
• A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
• Is that a ferret in your trousers, or are you always twitchy?
• You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
• Progress is what people who are planning to do something really terrible almost always justify themselves on the grounds of.
  -- Russell Bake...
• Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
• Just got a new ferret for my wife... Great trade.
• Science and technology are just tools. What they do FOR you is entirely dependant on what you do WITH them.
  -- Stanley Schmid...
• Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
  Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...