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MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with stress and strai
Mechanics do it from underneath.
Mechanics do it on their backs.
MECHANICS do it with oil
Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it.
Mechanic slaves With greasy aprons, rules, and hammers.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra -- Act v, Sc. 2...
MEDAL, n. A small metal disk given as a reward for virtues, attainments or services more or less authentic.
It is related of Bismark, who had been awarded a medal for gallantly rescuing a drowni...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for...<poof< ribbit? ribbit?
Me der am de Swedish Chef of Borg, Borg Borg Borg.

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