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• Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards for they are crunchy and good with ketchup.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. -- Tolkie
• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light.
  Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger....
• There is a shrieking sound, as of reality being distorted.
  brothers, the Wizard of omega appears before you.....
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  _ _./ ```--. . , ; .--''' | | | ....
• There is an old warty frog here. He says, "This is your third time time in this room! Ribbit!
• Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!
  < Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke....