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Medical science *still* cannot cure stupidity.
Medical staff..... A doctor's cane.
Medical Terms: Seizure A Roman empero
Medicare and Medicaid are the greatest measures yet devised to make the world safe for clerks.
MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Medicine: The fine art of doing as little as medically possible.
MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.
Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been examined....
MEDIEVALISTS do it with fake, fluffy weapo
Mediocre is as mediocre does. Just average.
Mediocre minds usually dismiss anything which reaches beyond their own understanding.
-- Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, "Maxims" 1665...

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