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Meet George Jetson; his boy Elroy; daughter Judy; Jane, his wife.
MEET GOD IN PERSON! This Thursday from 12-2pm, God will be signing copies of his new single, "I Don't Like Fridays" in the record department at Myer Southland.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
Meet me by moonlight alone, And then I will tell you a tale Must be told by the moonlight alone, In the grove at the end of the vale!
-- J. A. Wade (1800-1875) -- Meet me by Moonligh...
Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes... and bring a cattle prod!
-- Woody Allen's What's Up Tiger Lily...
Meet my girlfriend, her name is Ranma... Why are you laughing?
Meet my latest girlfriend, said Geordi unsteadily.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS ....
It compiles without errors -- computer terms as seen from a Marketing point of view...
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS: ours, not yours.

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