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MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one.
Important. Material things I know, or fell, or see...
MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN. The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.
-- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant. -- Malcolm Smith
Mater of Kung-fu, To-fu, and Sna-fu.
MATE, SPAWN, and DIE. Praise The Lard. -- Jello Biafra
Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it! -- Monty Pytho
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
Math Chip: A piece of a broken abacus.
Math class is tough. (Hillary Rodham)
Mathematician: 2 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 11 is prime.
.. Physici...

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