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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
Mathematicians are the least expensive researchers to support.
All they need is pencils, paper, and a wastebasket -- and when they turn philosopher, they don't even need the wastebasket!...
Mathematicians do it an uncountable number of times.
MATHEMATICIANS do it as a finite sum of an infinite series.
MATHEMATICIANS do it as continuous function.
Mathematicians do it associatively.
Mathematicians do it commutatively.
Mathematicians do it constantly.
Mathematicians do it continuously.
Mathematicians do it discretely.

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