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Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down. -- Confucius Say
Man who meows ate pussy! -- Confucius Say
Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind. -- Confucius Say
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! -- Confucius Say
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. -- Confucius Say
Man who sleep in beer keg wake up stickey.
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons.
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