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• Alimony is a splitting headache.
• Old railroad people never die, they just lose track!
• I will not be as those who spend the day in complaining of the head-ache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives the headache.
  -- Goethe...
• If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day.
  But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life....
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight ca
  but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad....
• He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
• May you acquire a SEVERE headache everytime you get aroused.
• I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no head