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Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Manwich. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin is alike.
Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.
-- Dr. Lee De Forest, inventor of the vacuum tube and father of television....
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
-- Churchill's Commentary on Ma...
Man will survive into eternity. He's too stupid to know when he's beaten.
Man with athletic fingers make broad jump.
Man with hand in pocket is always on the ball.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. -- Confucius Say

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