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Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. -- Confucius Say
Man who has tool in box is not necessarily carpenter. -- Confuciu
Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Man who jump through window screen, strain self. -- Confucius Say
Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key. -- Confucius Say
Man who make love on ground have piece (peace) on Earth. -- Confucius Say
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