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Man who dance in crowded ballroom dance cheek to cheek with woman behind him.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs. -- Confucius Say
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.
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