Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony. [ a dead man tells no lies. ]
Male Child Abuse: Football in school and calling it educatio
MALEFACTOR, n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Male feminists are sheep in sheepskin clothing. Ewe guys are terrific.
Male homosexuals need to RECTIFY their situation!
Male, n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex.
The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man....
Male Power: paying *her* to be her bodyguard (aka dating)
Male Republicans vote for Bush!!!!
Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic
it is triggered easily by things, like putting a quarter in a vending machine....

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