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MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines.
Malthus believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking....
Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you.
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Mama don't let your kids grow up to use Amiga's!
Mama told me not to come.
Mama told me there'd be years like these.
Mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be hackers.
-- Willie Nelson, with a little help from Bill Mathew...
MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Trek Fans...
Mammon has enriched his thousands, and has damned his ten thousands. -- South

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