Male Power: Paying *her* To Be Her Bodyguard (aka Dating)
Male Power: paying *her* to be her bodyguard (aka dating)
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Guinan's secret power: her hat is a solar panel.
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier to talk her into staying over. -- Garry Shandling
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
Her mere presence causes parity errors, power fails, and head crashes.
WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Of Law there can be no less acknowledged than that her seat is the bosom of God, her voice the harmony of the world.
All things in heaven and earth do her homage,--the very least as feeling her care, and the greatest as not exempted from her power....
Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together....